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posted 1 month ago with 1 note | reblog


Anonymous:

WHO IS YOUR CRUSH OHMAHGUD

OH mygod it’s this kid

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If you seriously could not figure this out you need to work on your observational skillz~

tho it’s less of a ‘crush’ it’s more of a mutual “hey i like u”




I dunno why people send you nice things when you've spent all night insulting my face. :(

Because they like me.  

Sorry not sorry bout your stoopid face.  :((<3



Anonymous:

oh wow he's really hot you got a good thing going there

3 years strong \m/

rockin it.

yes I know he’s super hot it’s kind of stupid how hot he is it makes me wanna punch him in his beardy-ass face



Anonymous:

You have a boyfriend? What does he look like?

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das us from like a month ago or so

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and that’s him by his own damn self.



Anonymous:

wow you and your boyfriend are such an attractive couple please make children now plz omg

Aw thanks.  :D

WELP, BEARDY, GUESS WE GOTTA MAKE SMALL PEOPLE

like our kids would be adorable, no lie there.

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Anonymous:

Loved how you de-sexualized your shirtlessness by wearing nothing else but a cute, silly hat and a smug smile. You are right: mankind will not have evolved until you can walk bare-chested without it being something to make a fuss about. Clever child. You're slowly becoming one of my favorite people not only in Tumblr but the whole wide world.

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thank you so much!  <3



Anonymous:

You are literally the worst, most piece of shit person I have ever met in my life. No wonder you don't have any "friends".

OH NOOOO MY FEELINGS ARE HURT SO BAD

I do have friends, thanks though.

And a lot of people who care about me too!

It’s really sad how you have to go to a grey face to insult me.

FUCK OFF BYE BYE.

hope u punch urself in the butt too

I like how you waited for me to come back too, how adorable.

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Anonymous:

Hi, My name is Sidney. I love everyone, and I'm super nice to them unless they are cocktacos. I'm really into women being treated equally. Because they really do deserve to be treated the same. I love things like Doctor Who and Supernatural. I really like Star Wars. Adventure Time is really cute. Oh, and I have boobs. And I love them. Don't be a Cocktaco.

This is fucking accurate as fuck.

<333

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Anonymous:

I'm trying to starve myself so I can lose twenty pounds because I feel fat and ugly.

No no no no no.  Please don’t do that.  That is not conductive to losing weight, and it is SO bad for you.

I’m not going to sit here and tell you to not lose weight, because if you want to, then you should!  But you should do it wisely, not in a way that is damaging to your body.

Starving yourself is NOT OKAY.  Please seek help from someone, because this is NOT healthy.  

And let me tell you, starving yourself makes you gain more weight.  It slows down your metabolism and makes you gain, rather than lose.

To effectively lose weight, you need to be on a steady diet.

This is not a healthy way to do this, so PLEASE SEEK HELP. 

I’m not an expert and it really scares me when I get these messages.  Please please seek help, okay?