I’m gonna take a nap now, if you need me, u gotta text dis xoxoxoxo
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
bureaucraticdeath: I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude I just love girls (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
We must be very careful to avoid the use of the term “tribe” to describe these...– Ethnicity in Nigeria Why people should not even think of using the word “tribe”. (via cosmicyoruba) I’ve always hated this word. (via zorascreation) ya the word tribe is a no (via l-angston)
I’m watching zoey 101 I have no regrets
my family on my mom’s side is one big soap opera. does someone make a reality tv show about them because you wouldn’t even need them to act you’d just have to go back in time
“Don’t make any noise, cry out loud,...
Anonymous asked: WOOHOO Porcupine tree and steven's solo stuff is just un-fucking-believably good.
Anonymous asked: WHAT you listen to they might be giants too????? <3
“Why they changed it, I can’t say....
loki-forever: people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends my mom and I were quietly pleading with those leaving after Iron Man 3 “noooo don’t goooo, you fooooools~”
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
who wants to be my girlfriend